Nicotine: the gland god forgot

Like humanity was starting to roll off the assembly line and all of a sudden an angel rushes in and says oh wait wait stop, we forgot this!
and the line supervisors are like we forgot what?
This, this… this molecule. They need it. Some of them will anyway.
Too late.
Too late. We’re shipping. Can’t change it. Features frozen.
We have to get it to them, we didn’t catch it in the prototype phase, there were only two, but if there’s more than two…. They’ll need this.
We’ll put it in a plant or something.
Or something?
Yeah, we’ll put it in like a plant, a fruit, a nut, sumthin’ like dat. You think you’re the only designer that has to put in a patch? Go file the same paperwork as cannabis.

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